Gross.” – Laurine KellerĤ2- “If someone was up on my man like that. it’s time to eat the sword.” – Laurine KellerĤ1- “I used to watch Jeopardy! everyday because I had a major lady rod for Alex Trebek. See Smith…” – Laurine Kellerģ9- “Never judge a book by its front parts.” – Laurine KellerĤ0- “Grayson, you’re right. It’s above Bieber.” – Laurine Kellerģ8- “I’m in love and it’s the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. You should have gotten that Ellie weren’t the two of you sorority sisters?” – Laurine Kellerģ6- “Drinking games! I love drinking games!” – Laurine Kellerģ7- “Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. Must sting to lose to Oldielocks.” – Laurine Kellerģ4- “His smile lights up the world.” – Laurine Kellerģ5- “The answer was Grandma Moses. Oh! That should be our secret detective names.” – Laurie KellerĢ2- “As my uncle dad always told me, check yourself, before you wreck yourself.” – Laurine KellerĢ3- “Find me a gay who doesn’t like cake!” – Laurine KellerĢ4- “That’s how it started for my Uncle Max – then he bought some wigs and changed his name to Maxine, but you know what is really funny? He still goes by Max.” – Laurine KellerĢ5- “Tell her I’ll get like, jury duty drunk.” – Laurine KellerĢ6- “I have a rule that every kiss should last three seconds – it’s what the Obama’s do.” – Laurine KellerĢ7- “Yes, because ass worship is contagious.” – Laurine KellerĢ8- “It’s not my fault that I am allergic to latex and birth control pills.” – Laurine KellerĢ9- “I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!” – Laurine Kellerģ0- “I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.” – Laurine Kellerģ1- “I went to a crap school in a crap neighborhood and reading really got me out.” – Laurine Kellerģ2- “Holy big hat, I love it – hides so much of your face.” – Laurine Kellerģ3- “I heard she kicked your ass.
It’s cute.” – Laurie KellerĢ0- “I always hold eye contact with people, it totally freaks out my gyno.” – Laurie KellerĢ1- “I love me some beef and bubbles. There is nothing less sexy than a man that respects a restraining order.” – Laurie Kellerġ9- “You broke Bobby, you fix him. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.” – Laurie Kellerġ6- “I’m still young enough that I can totally change who I am.” – Laurie Kellerġ7- “Do you know who else mates for life? Termites.” – Laurie Kellerġ8- “Women do love when men fight for them.
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Best friends are a crap shoot.” – Laurie Kellerħ- “I can be friends with my ex.” – Laurie KellerĨ- “That’s a nice top, but I couldn’t wear it because of these puppies.” – Laurie Kellerĩ- “Jules, I can say you look beautiful, because you’re the only one I’m nice to.” – Laurie Kellerġ0- “If Matt Damon weren’t married and if he weren’t a movie star and if he lived this town, we would totally date.” – Laurine Kellerġ1- “You said you’d be mean, but that cut like a knife.” – Laurie Kellerġ2- “I saw an elephant pray in the circus once.” – Laurie Kellerġ3- “I’m going to beat the optimism out of that man.” – Laurie Kellerġ4- “Yeah, that’s because it’s not sex to moan, “oh this is okay.”” – Laurie Kellerġ5- “Could you imagine if we ever dated.
Brothers are good because if the guy was hot, chances are the brother is too.
We listed best Laurie Keller Quotes from Cougar Townġ- “If I really like a guy I’ll stop texting while I do him.” – Laurie KellerĢ- “She’s hot for a frigid, beastly, elderly woman.” – Laurie Kellerģ- “Hey Grayson, if you were at a BBQ playing drinking games with your buds would you chug a girls beer and hug her sweetly from behind without trying to cop a feel if you weren’t in love with her?” – Laurine KellerĤ- “You think I have big lips? That’s really sweet.” – Laurie Kellerĥ- “Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.” – Laurie KellerĦ- “When I want to end it with a guy, I sleep with his best friend… or brother.
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